{"id":6497,"date":"2012-08-22T15:44:20","date_gmt":"2012-08-22T15:44:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/?p=6497"},"modified":"2012-08-22T15:44:20","modified_gmt":"2012-08-22T15:44:20","slug":"something-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/?p=6497","title":{"rendered":"Something&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and nothing<\/p>\n<p>At the breakfast table this morning I ran out of one of my tablets.<br \/>\nI went to the draw to fetch another packet.<br \/>\nI noticed an empty chocolate box on the side and picked it up.<br \/>\nIn the kitchen on the way to the bin I thought I would take the cloth off the table and put it in the wash.<br \/>\nI took the cruet off the table and noticed the salt needed filling.<br \/>\nI took the cruet with me and I put the rubbish in the bin.<br \/>\nI got the new salt and filled the cruet, spilling salt as I did so.<br \/>\nI wiped the worktop and the one next to it and the cooker top.<br \/>\nAs I moved around towards the sink I got myself a glass of water, taking a sip I wondered where my tablets might be.<br \/>\nExhausted I sat at the table, still with its cloth on and re-traced my steps in my head now resting in my hands.<br \/>\nThat revealed a total blank so I physically went back around my route and found the new tablet sachet in the bin, and the empty sachet on another worktop.<br \/>\nAnd the cloth is still on the table.<\/p>\n<p>Housework!<br \/>\nGive it up!<br \/>\nBlog about it instead!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Ben-head-in-hands-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Ben-head-in-hands-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"SONY DSC\" width=\"500\"class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6498\" srcset=\"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Ben-head-in-hands-1.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Ben-head-in-hands-1-300x191.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and nothing At the breakfast table this morning I ran out of one of my tablets. I went to the draw to fetch another packet. I noticed an empty chocolate box on the side and picked it up. In the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/?p=6497\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-something"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6497"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6504,"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6497\/revisions\/6504"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}