{"id":11883,"date":"2014-11-21T10:24:17","date_gmt":"2014-11-21T10:24:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk.gridhosted.co.uk\/?p=11883"},"modified":"2014-11-19T10:37:10","modified_gmt":"2014-11-19T10:37:10","slug":"six-words-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/?p=11883","title":{"rendered":"Six Words Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mymemoryart.blogspot.co.uk\/2014\/08\/six-word-friday-long.html\">Adrienne&#8217;s<\/a> word for this week is <strong>Rain<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk.gridhosted.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/6-words-Rain2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk.gridhosted.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/6-words-Rain2.jpg\" alt=\"6 words Rain\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11892\" srcset=\"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/6-words-Rain2.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/6-words-Rain2-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/6-words-Rain2-449x300.jpg 449w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8230;man is snoring. He went to bed and bumped his head and couldn&#8217;t get up in the morning.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Oooh! that old school yard skipping song reminds me of a joke that amused me greatly recently.<br \/>\nWant to hear it?<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll tell you anyway:)<\/p>\n<p><em>FISHING<\/p>\n<p>The rain was pouring down and there was a big puddle in front of the pub.    <\/p>\n<p>A ragged old man was standing there with a rod and hanging a string into the puddle.<\/p>\n<p>A tipsy-looking, curious gentleman came over to him and asked what he was doing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Fishing,&#8217; the old man said simply.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Poor old fool,&#8217; the gentleman thought and he invited the ragged old man for a drink in the pub.<\/p>\n<p>As he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman asked, &#8216;And how many have you caught?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;You&#8217;re the eighth,&#8217; the old man answered.  <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adrienne&#8217;s word for this week is Rain &#8230;man is snoring. He went to bed and bumped his head and couldn&#8217;t get up in the morning. Oooh! that old school yard skipping song reminds me of a joke that amused me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/?p=11883\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-six-word-fridays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11883"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11888,"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11883\/revisions\/11888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miriamrogers.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}